Moriarty: The Master, huh? What exactly are you “master” of? Bleached hair? Stupidity? Certainly not of style. Nice…pajamas.
The Master: Nice suit.
Moriarty: Westwood.
The Master: Oh, I’m sure it’ll look great in your coffin.
Moriarty: Nah. I’ll die someday. But eeny, meeny, miny, moe…oh! Looks like today’s your turn. Time’s up, Time Lor -
The Master: Shhhh. Shut it, you naive, human toddler. I’m hearing it, all my life I’ve been hearing it. But now, right this instant, it’s getting louder, the sound of -
*The Bee Gees’ Stayin’ Alive rings out from Moriarty’s pocket*

(Source: flapperorslapper)

mrconsultingsexgod:

theconsulting-detective:

theianadler:

demented, war, neurotic

Demented, neurotic, frigid.
Ah.

Conceited, awful, bad very bad.
Hm.

Neurotic, bad very bad, I hate you

mrconsultingsexgod:

theconsulting-detective:

theianadler:

demented, war, neurotic

Demented, neurotic, frigid.

Ah.

Conceited, awful, bad very bad.

Hm.

Neurotic, bad very bad, I hate you

(Source: cesia)

OOC

As much as I don’t want to, I’d better be getting some sleep, since it’s almost 3:30am.

Excuse me whilest I sit here, feeling like a badass, because people enjoy my Jim.

mrconsultingsexgod:

That’s because you’re a bloody amazing Jim <3

zebraffe:

astudyinchaos:

doctor-john:

dasdeutschtard:

postordiea:

detinspectorlestrade:

harknesshappens:

Go for it everyone. Feel the love.

SOME DETECTIVE INSPECTORS MARRY THE GOVERNMENT AND HIS PA. GET OVER IT.

^^^^^^ Accurate.

Some Consulting Detectives Marry Consulting Criminals. Get over it.

h8 and be turned into shoes.

nrrrrr I want the third one.

I have the first one on a shirt, but I LOVE THEM ALL

Haha oh man I need the Sebastian and Jim one

(Source: captain-rachel, via miss-wolverine)

textsfromthetardis:

Submitted by karlimeaghan.

textsfromthetardis:

Submitted by karlimeaghan.